Only three scrooges December 25th, 2014, 12:45 am
I want to take a moment and thank every single participant in this year's event. You've all done amazing work, and we have a record low number of scrooges this year - only three!. Congratulations to all of the participants who made it on time - I know we had a few close calls ;) Have a wonderful holiday, jeevsies! You've earned it!
Is that supposed to make me happy? Am I supposed to be glad that so many people got their gifts? What, like, that's an accomplishment or something?
We'll see how well you all do next year. I'll be waiting. And for those of you who didn't make the deadline? I'll be seeing you soon.